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Hi everyone. I’ve been visiting this excellent forum for a while, and was wondering if you might help me on a piece of scripture. For the last month I’ve been having conversations with a number of...

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With the exception of Lazarus and the 12 year old boy (The one that Jesus killed and then raised in the apocryphal books) Jesus was the original.He said drink of my blood...turning the 12 apostles...

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

I take it that ‘deepen[ing] bible understanding’ is some sort of code for ‘harmonising the schmutz out of problem passages’?  Precisely so.

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

One of the few legitimate scholars who has ever bothered writing on the JWs called their biblical interpretations "Knight-move exegesis".

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

One part of the bible says Jesus was the first to be resurrected(Colossians 1:18), so that means Matthew’s events could not have happened as depicted, so we need another interpretation.Speaking of...

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

It doesn't matter what is said, you always claim new light at a later time. This is one of the big issues I am having any more with religion...if this message is so critical and life saving, why is it...

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

This is kind of a side point...This view of the event harmonizes with Bible teachings. In 1 Corinthians chapter 15, the apostle Paul gives convincing proof of the resurrection, but he completely...

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

I'm studying Matthew 27:51-53 right now too. I'm finding comparisons with Revelations 16:17. (I'm using the New Living Translation.) In Matt 27:51-53 it says:51 At that moment the curtain in the...

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

Thanks for the replies "Maybe Paul ignores Matthew 27:52, 53 because it wasn't even written written yet " I would absolutely agree with this, but I seem to remember the JW's had a list of dates in...

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 I suppose it's easy enough to dismiss: worldly scholars vs the word of God. No contest.. It's not EVEN 'worldly scholars vs. the word of God............It's worldly scholars vs. the governing...

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Hi Daryl, From your post I would say you've got a good understanding of how Jehovah's Witnesses view this passage. Witnesses have no issue with understanding recorded miracles as being supernatural...

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

Jose Leodefrediz wrote:2,4,6,8 time to transubstantiate! Bow your head with great respect,And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

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tinybluedot wrote:Bow your head with great respect,And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!I'm just glad someone else has been enlightened

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marcospolaca wrote:They then proffered a printout which I suspect was from a Watchtower website (this must have been the product of the ‘research’ I mentioned earlier). This is most likely from the...

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

Dude, when I die I am so going to turn my body into a bazillion cheezits and make people eat them every sunday.  

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

marcospolaca wrote:Dude, when I die I am so going to turn my body into a bazillion cheezits and make people eat them every sunday.  IT'S PEOPLE!!!!

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

IT'S PEOPLE!!!! Lol... after the rapture comes, we'll all be living off Soylent Jesus.

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

He's a very confused zombie... someone should tell jesus that he's supposed to eat people's flesh, not the other way around. 

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

Paul doesnt know Jesus. NOwhere does Paul mention a single aspect of Jesus life that would show he knew anything. The only aspect he seems to mention and repeat often is JC died for us. That is the...

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Re: Zombies! Matthew 27:51-53: Request For Help

There is no point arguing with a JW over when the Bible was actually written ect, you have to argue from their Bible. Their "research" just involved printing off a page and accepting it blindly. Use...

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matitalica wrote:If you really want to make soup out of your mind, try wrapping your head around how a blood transfusion is the same as drinking blood.....Or where the now-acceptable blood fractions...

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